K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
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...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
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Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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