Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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