Someone shit on the floor
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
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he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
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Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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