how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
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No you dumbass thats not right
its not stalking. its research.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
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it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
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do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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