God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
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All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
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Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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