that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
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She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
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you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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