so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
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Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
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Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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