good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
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Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
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woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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