I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
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He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
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This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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