There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Even my vagina gasped.
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Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
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That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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