Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
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I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
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I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize