brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
I CAN MOONWALK!
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
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I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
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Booty calls should never involve the cops.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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