So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
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is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
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I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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