Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
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I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
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Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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