At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
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She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
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woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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