you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
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i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
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He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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