You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
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I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
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Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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