He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
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They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
The air was thick with penises
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I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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