Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
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I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
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Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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