And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
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Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
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The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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