My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
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