Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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