we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
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there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
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You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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