turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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