when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
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Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
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How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
This is classic penis vs brain.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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