About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
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I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
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I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
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