i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
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i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
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Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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