I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
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creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
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Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
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