I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
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she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
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We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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