Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Pants 0. Shit 1.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
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I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
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Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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