Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
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