420 ftw
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
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went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
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I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
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