I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
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I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
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Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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