cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
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we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
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I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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