im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
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Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
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Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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