The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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