I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
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i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
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Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
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