I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
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was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
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He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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