I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
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puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
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His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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