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She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
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Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
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guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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