Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
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She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
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I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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