Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
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You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
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He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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