She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
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So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
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Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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