There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
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Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
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i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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