just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
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porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
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She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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