We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
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well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
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We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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