dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
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If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
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2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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