just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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