just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
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I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
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I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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