Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
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you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
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Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
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